These are some of the items in the princess's shower...

Why does a human need so many things to take a shower & get clean? It must be so confusing to know which product to use. There are products in 3 corners of the tub, which only leaves one corner for me to play (not fair!). I can't even check out the view from the bathroom window, because the sill is completely lined with products (geez!!). There's even a basket outside the tub filled with lotions. Are all these things really necessary? I keep telling her to just use her tongue, but clearly, she ignores my advice.
Oh, I forgot some....

Originally uploaded by kingvalrohna
Cats are clearly smarter than humans.